ZOOS OFFERING TO NAME AN ANIMAL AFTER AN EX THAT WILL BE FED TO ZOO ANIMAL FOR VALENTINES DAY

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, what better time to get petty revenge on an ex and do some good at the same time.

A number of zoos around the country are offering the opportunity to name an animal after an ex that will be fed to a zoo animal. At the San Antonio Zoo, you can name a cockroach, rodent, or even a vegetable. At the Lehigh Valley Zoo in Pennsylvania, you can name a fish for feeding to a penguin. In Fort Worth, a donation will get a pound of poo dedicated to an ex.